Satisfying Ways Mad Men Could End

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• At the end of their new five year contracts with McCann-Erickson, SC&P are visited by Burt Peterson, who fires everyone.
• The camera pulls back to reveal that the whole series was Paul Kinsey’s pitch for a Twilight Zone episode.
• Cutler returns with Medusa’s head and uses it on Roger.
  
• Peggy bangs that priest from season 2.
  
• With a car scene that doesn’t look like a team of ten year olds shaking a forest shower curtain behind a Chevy.
• Joan moves into a new apartment.
• Pete trades his rifle for a toupee at a pawnshop called Chekhov’s.
• A time jump to 2015, when an adult Sally is commenting on Tom & Lorenzo recaps of Mad Men. In all caps.
• An office key party. Shippers would lose their shit.
  
• Everyone starts coughing. A lot.